(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.
"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."
by Toddsterr April 10, 2010
A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'
by JVF July 25, 2009
by Trish W. May 25, 2007
by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003
A Spontaneous and Carefree hump. When two people suddenly decide to get it on with no regard as to where they are or how many objects they need to sweep off the bosses desk.
" I looked at her... She looked at me... Next thing you know... it's Scrump time!"
" Oh we were scrumping, we didn't care who walked in!"
" Oh we were scrumping, we didn't care who walked in!"
by Citizen Ziro January 12, 2016
the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
by N- jiggity dog August 19, 2011