scrump

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007

Scrump

A combination of 'scrap' and 'crumb'

"Colleen do you want the rest of these chips? It's only scrumps left."

by JVF July 25, 2009

scrump

A sexual act. The act of having sex.

"Damn me and my boyfriend scrumped for hours last night"

by Trish W. June 12, 2007

scrump

(v.) Any action of or relating to sexual arousal through physical contact.

"So did you two do it?"
"No, we just kinda scrumped all night."

by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003

Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump

Adam Lambert is a scrump

by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011

Scrump

A Spontaneous and Carefree hump. When two people suddenly decide to get it on with no regard as to where they are or how many objects they need to sweep off the bosses desk.

" I looked at her... She looked at me... Next thing you know... it's Scrump time!"
" Oh we were scrumping, we didn't care who walked in!"

by Citizen Ziro April 23, 2016

Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.

Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.

by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011