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Origianlly created by julian valencia and scott frugis....food, simple as that.
scrump by Julian Valencia December 24, 2007
Scrump

Noun
1 short for scrumptious, very delicious
2 absolutely anything, anywhere or anyone. Scrump can be a neighbor or their house or the neighborhood the live in. It could be the food they are eating and the shit they deficate. Or the act of feeding their shit to the people they kidnapped in their basement. So it's a verbal.
1: Guy 1* "yo this BBQ horse ass is scrump"
Guy 2* "damn right it is scrump dude"
2 "go get that scrump"
"Pick a bale of scrump"
"This new scrump I be smokin is gas"
That sum great scrump
Scrump by Trumpsfather June 19, 2018
A woman of undesirably low class, full of silicon, self obsessed, narcissistic and generally a terrible person. Would look best buried under a patio.
That girl Sophie Rubes over there, she's such a scrump.
scrump by Lord_Gaffucktape January 14, 2019
My man, you just got scrumped! How do you feel?
Scrump by Sir Rump of the Nile March 2, 2019
The kind of chump that makes exploits for Source games.
"Stop scripting ya fucking scrump!"
Scrump by Hawkeren April 30, 2020
A discreet way of saying that you want to have sex with your partner
Hey guys we gotta bounce cuz we got a lot of scrumping to get done before the deadline tomorrow..(big test to study for, meeting/conference, etc.)
SCRUMP by Scar&Toph June 15, 2021