Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

scotch conference

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).

sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.

by jdvb May 10, 2010

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

boob scotch

an alcoholic drink created when scotch on the rocks is stirred by a female breast

Dude, we got boob scotch! That bitch just stuck her tit in my drink!

by stoog March 17, 2003

Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

poop scotch

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

by samstown1 May 9, 2010