Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

by khatru71 March 30, 2020

schlockbuster

a movie 'blockbuster' that is so sucky.

yuch!..Steven Segal is schlockbuster movie number one star.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Splock

The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.

stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"

by community_high_school January 11, 2010

Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005

slockered

wasted, drunk, crunk, or any other synonyms for intoxicated

"Dude theres so many girls up here gettin slockered."

by Andy Harris September 4, 2006

Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011