sciencing

The rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. Often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘Good News everyone..’

Hubert Farnsworth: ‘ I’m sciencing as fast as I can’
‘My ass is on fire, and I’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a little better’

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

Science

(hip hop) knowledge or street smarts

that nigga was tight, he dropped science on the mic

by e.s. July 11, 2003

Science

A euphemism for "porn" on Imgur

e.g. She does 'science'

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

Science

Systematic analysis of nature, tends to produce hubris in humans.

After the 17th Century science made men think they were the greatest things in the universe

by Wes July 24, 2003

SCIENCE

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 2, 2019

sciencing

A verb for when your engaged in anything even remotely scientific.

I'm sciencing over here!

by Voxlass January 1, 2017

For Science

Much like for reasons, “for science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks.

OR...

Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.

Scenario #1 - “What’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science.

Scenario #2 - “Let’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!”

Scenario #2.1 - Person A - “Hey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!”
Person B - “And why the fuck would I do that?”
Person A - “Uh...for, err...science?”
Person B - “Ok, sounds good to me!”

by Trashcan_94 July 7, 2018