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Science

A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.
Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*
by Whahhhhhhhht? March 28, 2009
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A conformists dream.

Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.
The government is you GOD.
by science is a prison March 13, 2005
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a religion that is in it's early stages that supports many of the dubious conclusions of the Judaeo Christian society in which it is practiced, such as the doctrine of original sin (genetics), the possibility of obtaining an absolute truth, the removal of the merchants from the temple (coming soon to a cinema near you) etc.
It's bible is in an incomprehensible language and is not widely distributed as printing hasn't yet been invented.
Is often used to limit freedom of choice but in the correct hands can be a good thing.
discuss stem cell research as a science.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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The road to tyranny.

examples: Nazism and Communism(rhymes with jizm,lol)
( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!
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The insufficient belief that true objectivity is accessible to creaturely perception.
A diverting passtime and a device of great utility, but not a self-contained means of reaching final truth.

A subset of metaphysics, which is in turn a subset of philosophy.
Philosophy is the question, revelation is its answer.

Thus, Science is only an element of a much larger dialog; it is not a self fulfilling statement, as the common understanding posits.
Mythopoeic thought
Scientific thought
...I wonder what's coming next?

"Science has failed our world
Potent element of human existence
Letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith..."

"I don't get it man...it's too much science."
by M-J-to-the-wissle December 9, 2008
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"Science fails to recognise the single most
Potent element of human existence
Letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our mother earth" - Serj Tankian of System Of A Down (Science)
Don't limit yourself to science for answers.
by foam January 31, 2005
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Hey man, can you hook me up with an eighth of science?
by itsalways420somwehere December 9, 2008
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