Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.

We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.

by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009

Schweffquipment

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...

Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!

by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011

Gage Schaffer

Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.

Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..

by Tikkitz April 17, 2011

Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!

by rick senior May 26, 2011

schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

by Mark April 24, 2004

Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!

Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!

by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012