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schulenberg

the last name of a cool person that is cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
that person with the last name schulenberg is cool
by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021
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Ronan Schuster

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley
wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool
by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020
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Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.
I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!
by sarasadie September 23, 2005
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mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!
by cowpie819 October 12, 2010
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Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
end of story):
by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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