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Middle schooler

a group of kids ages 10-14 that are annoying af.
middle schoolers like to make dirty jokes and make fun of anything. Another type of middle schooler is a thot that is “relevant” and has a lot of “friends” and dates every “relevant” middle schooler ever. The other kind of middle schooler is the annoying bitch that likes to make a comment about everything and gets in everyone’s conversation and thinks they’re talking about her (most likely they probably are). And all middle schoolers cuss, and make dirty jokes. (There are wayyy more types of middle schoolers)
Before middle school Alex was Quiet and respectful. Now he is a dirty minded middle schooler who isn’t respectful and makes fun of girls.
by sadcowboy June 29, 2019
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SCHNOONER

TAKING A LUNCH BRAKE TO:

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.
I think those two guys went for a schnooner during their lunch brake.
by GRAND_CHAMP November 15, 2010
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Schooter

Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids
by Mooseking69 October 6, 2019
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Presley Schoonderweord

This bitch is pretty hot. Presley might not have long hair but she has a “donk”. You might find a Presley at in n out or playing guitar. She’s beautiful and very short. Like short short. You know what’s not short her last name that shit is long as fuck.
“bro who’s that hot girl” “omg that’s Presley Schoonderweord“
by hoswhey January 8, 2023
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fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler
by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020
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Schoomer

A person who thinks they are funny and witty when they are not. Making over used and bad jokes.
Bruv that that guy is such a Schoomer.
by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019
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schoener

...that girl is schoener..for sure..
by Amy Lynne with the twins June 12, 2008
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