an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?
what a schmoofter
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shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants
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also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed
"my hair is all schmuffled today"
to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"
"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "
to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"
"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "
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Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.
Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.
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Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.
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