Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.

Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!

by kyrthrix December 17, 2020

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005

scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.

..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!

by halfassjew June 5, 2013