Schaub'd

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.

1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.

by SportsRV November 7, 2013

schlu

The act of throwing or moving something in a slow and/or smooth way.

It can be seen as a more delicate form of "yeet".

He asked me for a rubber so I schlud it over.
Wait, now it's gonna schlu up there smoothly.

by Johennis Zanda July 3, 2021

schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

Schlubie

Slippery yet squishy.

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.

by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.

i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.

by danielsprog November 4, 2008

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009