schlob

when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)

Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.

(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!!

(ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night!
Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!

by jayfred June 6, 2004

schlorp

A technique Dave uses to impress other developers.

Everybody seems really impressed with Dave's ability to schlorp.

by schlorpstubs September 5, 2017

schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schnorbitz

Street slang for cocaine (and occasionally used for other insufflated drugs)

"Come on geez, bang a bit of schnorbitz up yer bugle"

by Gregzy June 28, 2013

Schlobengrinder

A well endowed man (or woman) with love for the drink and the hunt. This specimen can, regardless of their state, get any job done and take down any whale no matter the cost or the size.

Buddy is such a Schlobengrinder, he blew the sickest Vape cloud after he mounted that great white tail.

by jon the man June 22, 2016