after-schooling

v. to look up porn after school

Yo, I was after-schooling yesturday.

by Mancon November 18, 2007

Old Schooling

The process of crushing a 30 pack between the driver and passenger on a long roadtrip. The cans must be thrown out the window at cars and other vehicles on the trip.

Max and Dennis are taking a roadtrip out west. What better way to do it? They are old schooling it with a 30 rack of natty light.

by broschool king December 23, 2010

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019