Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlockbuster

a movie 'blockbuster' that is so sucky.

yuch!..Steven Segal is schlockbuster movie number one star.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

justin schwockert

A boy born in 1990, who for years denied his bisexuality. Butthen a certian someone named Brett, in the summer of 2008, had a couple of threesomes, and make out sessions, well anyways, he was DRAGGED out of the closet. He is also know as "Emo Justin" i have no idea why.. he doesn't even look emo anymore

"hey look over there"

"OMG is that Justin Schwockert?"


"Yeah, he owes me money"

by Brett keever October 19, 2008

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

schnockered

a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk

I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)

by Teddra March 15, 2005