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schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin
I just got done with my schlumpkin
by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004
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schimpf

to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole
We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.
by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011
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schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
by girl April 20, 2004
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Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...
by Johnny May 18, 2004
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Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".
King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.
by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014
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Schloimp

The slimy starch left after boiling noodles or pasta
She forgot to clean the pot right after making noodles, and the schloimp dried to a concrete-like consistency.
by Yea boi Z Louie May 9, 2020
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schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump
gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin
by schlongman May 4, 2021
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