Schedge

Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".

Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.

S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19

Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!

by schedgepert August 6, 2011

scheiman

One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.

Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world

by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

by BCEagle September 18, 2003

schexnaildre

another word for a boner

Damn, it looks like Marc has a schexnaildre

by Schloggin December 2, 2018

scheift

grimy, violation, a wrong doing to someone

How you gonna ditch me & chill with your girlfriend, you mad scheift.

by heavenlee, malik, brandon,and raheem November 24, 2007

scheduling fatigue

when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'

i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(

by cfboyd May 22, 2016