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Schedule

A piece of paper that determines where an employee will be and when.
My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 6, 2021
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daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…
Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!
by berrylea December 3, 2021
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Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.
by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
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Schedule

Juan owns the word “schedule”
I have a very busy schedule tomorrow
by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023
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Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
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schedule I

game about drugs, weed, meth and shrooms, the game is not for minors!
walter: hop on schedule i
jesse: okay
by RaldisCrackhouse February 19, 2026
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