Sharmingbolter

A form of greeting used in anytime of day.

Alien 1: sharmingbolter

Alien 2: sharmingbolter

Alien 1: how are you doing on this fine day

Alien 2: I'm okay I guess shrugggggg

Alien 1: well I can't help you I have to go, sharmingbolter

Alien 2: you're so useless smh. Sharmingbolter

by Arden the almighty December 5, 2018

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

G-Charming

The act of flirting via G-Chat/Google Talk or the like, with a person whom you know, but not all that well. Often times this g-charming is accompanied by an uncharacteristically charming photo of yourself as your g-chat icon. G-Charming is often guarded, and less more veiled than other forms of flirting.

After noticing Megan, a pretty girl in his political science class, Max found her g-chat moniker on Facebook and started G-Charming her regularly.

by LearnedHand May 13, 2011

scamming gum

Gum used to freshen breath right before a heavy makeout session. See scam. Usually done by high school kids.

Guy1: Yo, I'm going to ditch class to go to a scamming party at Lisas house.
Guy2: Be careful homie, you just ate a bag of Funyuns.
Guy1: It's all good, I brought my scamming gum.

by MCK83 May 2, 2008

Nicole Scherzinger

The most beautiful, cutest, sweetest, hottest, loving, underrated, most talented human in the whole entire universe! Nicole Scherzinger is the definition of perfect :)

I love Nicole Scherzinger so much <3

by _nicolescherzyfan June 17, 2021

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004