Gerry Scaries

an unfortunate event that shakes things up prior to the Gerry wedding

Those Gerry Scaries are really keeping me on my toes.

by meeshlozano April 11, 2024

The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025