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scunner

Someone who'd gi'e ye the pip!
He's a right scunner!
by tenmil March 25, 2017
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Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …



So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually
Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
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Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005
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bag of spanners

shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners
by turn November 2, 2003
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wank spanner

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.
Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad
by poondaddy January 5, 2005
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scunner

Scots word:-
Something that makes you feel sick.
That gives me the scunner.
He is just a wee scunner.
(Have heard used by girl in reference to a younger brother.)
by Donald Nicolson December 19, 2004
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spanner in the works

a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.
"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"
by DonaIdTrump March 7, 2017
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