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Sayon

The ROYAL personality. Supposed to be down to earth with kind heart. Respect women. And will keep his princess above him with pure dignity and care.

The person with great music sense and has smelly feet.
If you want to become a complete man, be the SAYON
by Dr. David Ross (Oxford Unv.) February 9, 2017
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Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
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Sayonara

goodbye or farewell.Japanese for goodbye.
see you later,Sayonara!
by Trina January 11, 2004
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Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
by Flynnfam January 2, 2012
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Sarson

When you are having sex and you decide to commit arson
Sheila and I committed sarson last night. It was amazing!
by Jake6754 May 27, 2018
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Samson Cortina George

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017
Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?
by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019
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Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
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