Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Bottom smashing

The smashing/random typing of letters on a keyboard by a bottom

Bottom: goihnqowidh
Top: What bills you be paying to bottom smashing at me like that in my own home?

by The silent bun7 October 14, 2019

Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

In response to definition #7, there was officially no "The" in the name of the band (as far as the print on album covers) until the release of Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness in 1995. You're not clever, guy.

"What's the best album of all time, d00d?"

"Why, it's Siamese Dream by Smashing Pumpkins, of course!"

"Thx!"

by Flappy McDappy April 6, 2005

Smashing off

To knock someone off the road with your car.

I was smashing off on my way to school the other day and the cop pulled me over.

My mom caught my dad smashing me off, so she got her boyfriend to beat him up.

by Chiefpiss September 12, 2009