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saeleigh

A funny beautiful smart girl. She fights for what she wants.She makes sure all her friends are happy and safe.
Ilysmm saeleigh
by Breeeee♥️ May 17, 2018
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Sagelations

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.
I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”
by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020
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Sahelanthropus Gobb

Capital of Dreamland as featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Zoonga Wasp neighbors this capital, and is where the infamous Edow Robert resides, Papi.
Edow Robert: *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN bassline from Slob 187 plays slowed down* I'm is going down to Sahelanthropus Gobb! I'm going going back back to Sahel Sahel!
Kidnapped child: "NOOOO!!! MOMMYYYY!!!!!"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
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Sabelo

Sabelo is the name of a rebellious handsome legend who is born without fear and any second taughts, people who fall under the category of Sabelo are most likely to play great soccer and achieve great results in any activities that they try 2 accomplish.
Sabelo the all mighty legend who owns the jersey number 7 in the soccer kingdom is proudly a black South- African
by Legend-101 November 23, 2021
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Sabel

A goofy and quirky mf who likes eating.
Stop eating all the butter or else you're a Sabel.
by Lebas goofy ahhh February 28, 2022
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Satellite Beach

a part of Brevard County Florida right on the beach, but you can not see the ocean due to the stupid condos. majority of the population is old people and they drive wayyy to slow. if your driving at night its an automatic ticket if your not in your mid 20's. to go anywhere interesting you have to drive over a bridge. it is home to the amazing CHICKEN GRINGO, and the not so amazing football team but seem to still be worth 5 bucks to see. you have to love friday nights!
If you go to Satellite Beach you have to go to Dakines, but be prepared to get pulled over.
by beachballmaniac December 16, 2008
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American Satellite

Overlooking the sprawling hills, mighty oak trees and quaint meth trailers of Avery Ln., one will find the epicenter of the greatest satellite installation team know to modern man. Tom Little and his child prodigy, Lucas, worked for years together installing high quality satellite television throughout the greater Prunedale Metro area. Their dedication to friendly service, top shelf equipment and sheer know how made them a shining beacon of home entertainment.
The practice was simple; Tom would greet with a hearty handshake and then set to work preparing the specifications needed for and efficient and quick install. Measurements for access holes were drilled, cable laid throughout the foundation, signal checks and angles aligned.
Luke would go into your kitchen, survey the outlying perimeter of the refrigerator, and in 2 to 2 1/2 hours would have sushi made with rice (most definitely burned and rendering your rice cooker unusable ever again), salmon (which you didnt even know you had OR were saving for a special occasion) and a plate of skirt steak with A-1. After leaving every appliance and light switch in the ON position, Luke would, most likely, take a gigantic shit in your bathroom.
You cant train for service this exceptional.
Tom would present amazing business cards printed in the finest letterhead.
Luke would leave orange peels underneath your couch and knock over a bottle of wine he just opened onto the carpet.
Tom's "Customer Service is Job #1" attitude would ensure the word spread that American Satellite was a force to be reckoned with.
Luke would install a dish in the middle of your driveway or hood of your car. Then he would get a blowjob from your sister. He's that good.
Tom would tell Luke to paint your washing machine green.
Luke would kinda start painting, and then give up.
Tom would punch your goat in the ribs.
Luke would spill bongwater on your couch.
Sometimes they ran out of gas on the highway.
More often then not, they delighted families and left an undeniable mark on the community of satellite television. Let the entire installation community know: You've got American Satellite to contend with.
by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009
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