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Satan by Telokejuh October 23, 2018
my best friend some people fid him scary but I don't know what they are talking about his very chill
Satan im sorry for scaring you please come back man we where vibeing
Satan by Satans best friend June 30, 2020
Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time!
dear satan!! how many times? see : www.churchofsatan.com
Satan by Marissa. February 27, 2005
Satan is the personification and archetype of evil in various cultures. Historically, the Devil can be defined as the personification of whatever is perceived in society as evil and the depiction consist of its cultural traditions. Also my dad...
My dad is Satan!
Satan by Demon Daddy May 24, 2018
That dude in the bible that basically helped prove God's existance. Now that is what you call self destruction.
Screw you, athiests, even Satanist believe in God
Hey bruh lets summon Satan, and ask him if God is real.
1. an Judeo-Christian invention to scare little kids and non-christians into believing in their fairy tale book called "The Holy Bible".

2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush
"Satan = George W. Bush"
Satan by like i'm gonna tell January 11, 2009