When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
by Joey123098 November 1, 2008
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"How did you date go last Friday?" "It was going good till I SASed him and I haven't heard from him since"
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To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010
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by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009
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The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
by landsalter July 13, 2010
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Dude 1: Man, all the girls were making fun of Greg Sasso's ugly face last night.
Dude 2: Yea, he was gettin sassed on from the moment he entered the door to the moment his grape-jelly-and-cat-urine-covered body was thrown off the balcony and into the prickerbushes two stories below.
Dude 1: Man, I feel bad for that poor kid.
Dude 2: Nah he deserved it, he was frickin REEAAALLL ugly.
Dude 2: Yea, he was gettin sassed on from the moment he entered the door to the moment his grape-jelly-and-cat-urine-covered body was thrown off the balcony and into the prickerbushes two stories below.
Dude 1: Man, I feel bad for that poor kid.
Dude 2: Nah he deserved it, he was frickin REEAAALLL ugly.
by Delicious April 4, 2005
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