santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santittany

Refers to the mash up the names of Santana and Brittany from Glee. Usually used by those who 'ship' or support a romantic relationship between the two characters. made famous (ish) by actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana when she used it at Comic-Con 2010. Also known as Brittana...

Girl 1: Oh My Gosh I hope Brittana happens this season on Glee, their characters are so meant to be together.
Girl 2: Oh haven't you heard? We're saying Santittany now since Naya Rivera referred to them as that.

by Faberittana x September 29, 2010

Santagato

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Santana DVX

Just some positively fly bubbly brought to you by Carlos Santana. Santana DVX is the preferred beverage of The Lonely Island, and is name-checked in many of their songs.

Tim: I can't believe Santana DVX is only $5.95 a bottle!

Eric: Must be a sale.

by V-Rex Shreddosaurus May 17, 2009

Carlos Santana

Easily one of the best guitarists around. Plays with such ease, skill and passion you might even forget it's all on an electric guitar. Known for his signature piercing sustains. Really kicked off his career when he played at Woodstock. Since then he has had a varied career. Re-booted his career in 1999 with the release of Supernatural.

Abraxas & Supernatural. By Carlos Santana.

by Not Eric Clapton October 8, 2008

Amy Santiago

An Amy Santiago is someone who prepares too much for something, they could make binders, own two graphing calculators or just look for mentors wherever they need one, which is everywhere

“Look at that girl, she’s preparing for the exams that are a year away!”
“Yeah I know, she’s such an amy Santiago”

by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019

Santistevan

An awesome family name that is very popular throughout the state of New Mexico. The name is known as "St. Steven" and they are full of fine-looking, very hot hispanics. They are scattered all across the Sandia Mountains and have few in Colorado. They are everywhere! But you would be very lucky to know the Santistevan family, they are just that awesome.

Them Santistevan's are so awesome.

When I grow up, I want to be a Mrs. Santistevan!

by Lakituuu28 February 24, 2009