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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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Wonko the Sane

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.
Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams
by Some Froog May 30, 2018
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Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 9, 2025
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Leroy Sane

Leroy Sane is a winger sheltered in the Allianz Arena. By sheltered I mean that his fans and coaches will come up with all sorts of excuses to justify the fact that he hasn't been world-class since his Man City days.

Don't get me wrong, he'll statpad plenty in the first half of the season... but once the going gets tough, Sane gets ghosting. As such, you will be left dumbfounded as to how the same Leroy Sane who scored worldies in the UCL group stage could miss sitters in KO games when it actually matters.

Also known as the Ghost of Munich and Sadio Mane's punching bag.
"Why do you think Joe got fired when Kyle has been the one constantly underperforming at work?"

"Guess he just needed someone to blame. Kyle has been here for almost four years yet the boss keeps telling us to give him time to improve."

"I guess Kyle is the Leroy Sane of this business after all."
by CristianoMuller January 25, 2024
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too sane

by TAKE YA PILLS BRUV! July 24, 2003
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Saneed

Yeah I’m just adding this because there’s no entry about my name here.
Hey they finally added saneed in urban dictionary
by Wooliewoo November 22, 2021
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Sane Madman

A sane man lost in their own ideas of madness yet still able to look at it objectively from a sane perspective.
Person A: Look, the whole idea is fucking nuts but there is just way to much that lines up for it not to have some sense.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay of coffee for a while.
by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020
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