by MoreFriendsThanYou October 22, 2019
by crispyplymouthchicken February 24, 2016
A cocky, big headed Itallian, who believes he is god's gift to woman. Salvatore believes he is a able to pull any woman, even though he has minimal confidence. He also mentions he is the most good looking person however he is only average. Salvatore is one of the nicest guys you will talk to, however his big headed personality may get annoying. He also refers to his penis as "the python" however it only reaches 4 inches when erect.
by tk9415lol September 24, 2014
Salvatore.
Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.
Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.
Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories
To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.
Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.
Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories
To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Salvatore is a menace to society that has to be stopped.
by RoxLal February 03, 2023
by lovleyorange November 08, 2014
stefan salvatore is the most precious human to exist. he is the best character on tvd and deserved way better than what he got. my baby did everything for everyone AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURN. I DO NOT STAND FOR THIS. he is baby
STEFAN SALVATORE TRIED TO SAVE EVERYONE BECAUSE HE CARED SO MUCH AND Y’ALL TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT UNDER UR SHOE SMH
by stream gone days July 20, 2019
The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show
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by Chickalinda101 January 05, 2019