Rustic Rail

The term used when railing an older lady on a farm in a cow pasture

Also know as a split rail fence

Me and the old farm lady went out to the field for a good ol' Rustic Rail.

by Jaysun1 June 19, 2009

evret rusticals

punk who looks overly filthy, or like he is taking is "punkness" too far. Usually can be seen at concerts pulling down crowd surfers or trying to kick people with their steel-toed Doc's.

by kial d garcia January 17, 2003

Rustical

Rustical is obviously another word for "cool" or " awesome"

That party had 4 lives bands but the DJ was rustical.

by Wordsmith3231312 March 23, 2013

rustican

An egotistical hillbilly in denial about their station in life.

My rustican neighbor won't shut up about his new squirl trap.

by John Cocktoastensen November 20, 2016

Rustic Cheb

Another name for male genitalia, usually referring to the head of the penis.

You can suck my rustic cheb, bitch!

by Shauny Boi November 3, 2007

Rusticulus

Where you drop your pants, prance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula in front of someone and they laugh at you!

That old dude just did a Rusticulus in the bar!!!

by The Scroat July 11, 2011

Rusticle Scrotum

Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!

That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!

by The Scroat July 11, 2011