rusticle

After periods of no sex, testicles transform into rusticles.
Since my girlfriend left me, my rusticles are anxious for new hookups.
by Petoria July 18, 2007
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Rusticle Scrotum

Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!
That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!
by The Scroat July 11, 2011
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