J.K. Rowling

A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.

I love Jo Rowling and her books.

by Christine December 30, 2004

J.K. Rowling

A very talented woman. Her life is an insiprational rags to riches story. She wrote "Harry Potter and the Philosipher's Stone," or "Sorcerer's Stone" in America, and it was an immediate success. She has got on to write five more since then, and plans to finish up with the seventh her in the next few years. Her books are quite spectacular, with content for all ages. Yet it is written simply, so that children can enjoy them. What is truly amazing is that she had planned the story through book seven before she even started book 1.

J.K. Rowling has given me a truly wonderful gift, one to which I am eternally grateful.

by RPJD December 28, 2005

Rowing the boat

Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.

- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?

by papitorico October 10, 2008

Jk Rowling

Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay

Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay

Frank: Why

Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts

Frank:HaHaHa

by Cumnygget June 19, 2019

J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and the first author to ever become a billionaire. Money earned from the popularity of her books and the movies released based on the books.

"J.K. Rowling has made a lot of money off of those Harry Potter books."

by JoeSN August 31, 2008

J.K. Rowling

A full grown woman who has the imagination of a fifth grader and fantasies about have magical powers and a flying dragon. Also known as the bitch who wrote a book where the most interesting conflict was a scar hurting.

Sir Reginald Cumberbottom the 3rd: What are you doing.

J.K. Rowling: Im pretending to be a wizard!

Cumberbottom: 0_o

Rowling: I've got to get in the mindset to write my book.

Cumberbottom: Did you take your special medicine?

by idontwant A. Pseudonym June 23, 2011

rowing

"Rowing"
the sport that never ends.

This sport in particular is a very time consuming one of which it will take up most of your week and free time. There are many different kinds of rowing,

The Eight: is when 8 men weilding single oars take control of a stern or bow side position in a coxin steered boat.
The Four: is when you only have four men driving the boat.
The Single Scull: A one manned boat requiring complete concentration with two oars one for each hand.

Regattas are the special occasions when the rowers congregate to a single location to row against each other for the worst 5 minutes of their life.

One training technique for the rowers is the Erg (Ergometer for long). This metal contraption evolved from the ancient torture devices of which the enemy would remove all skin from the victims hands and force them to row two thousand kilometers resulting in death.

It is believed that the Vikings were one of the many historical cultures of whom would row regularly through storms and oceans driving them bloodthirsty and ready to pillage the first town they would come accross.

Cmon boys get yer tape its rowing time!

by Quitz February 3, 2008