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rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.
"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
by MJEFF October 3, 2011
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Roselee

Roselee is a attractive pretty person who has loads of people from different area's. She is a little badass who never obeys the rules. She loves to party and have fun in as many ways as possible. But be warned, never get to attached to her. You will be happy with her for a couple of weeks but then she will make up some pathetic excuse and tear you appart.
Roselee Is A Young And Attractive Woman Who Will Go Far If You Go Well
by SOMTEEFDAN May 8, 2010
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RoséSexual

Rosé Sexual means you are only attracted to Rosé and u will do anything to do
For examplemamma papa I’m RoséSexual.”
by Sum1x8 January 1, 2021
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Rostenberrynozpog

a useful object
more specifically a good hand hold when climbing or bouldering
Jim: its a tough climb lads
Jed:tiz aye
Josh:I've found a rostenberrynozpog!!!
Dave:ye well i'm th last
Jim:awesome thats a reli useful hand hold.
by jimbob hands January 25, 2008
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Bitch Roster

Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.

The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."

"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005
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Rosetta Stoned

An acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your Rosetta Stone software in preparation for your trip to Mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. The surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, "Como se llama?"
Last night I met a lot of nice folks at a bar in Mexico City who got me so Rosetta Stoned that I could not remember how to ask, "where's the bathroom?" in Spanish.
by pelirroja February 23, 2011
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Rosemead High School

A terrific school in the area of Rosemead, part of the El Monte Union High School District. It consists of 56% Hispanic, 35% Asian, 7% Caucasian, and 2% other ethnicities. Students are accepted into many great universities such as Berkeley, UClA, and UCSD. A graduate from 2007 was also accepted into Stanford. The school's Academic Decathlon team has outstanding scores and scored the highest in district history. Rosemead's choirs are also very outstanding, directed by the terrific Mrs. Ruth Gray. The A Cappella Choir goes to the Heritage Festival every year and achieved very high scores.

The Athletic teams of Rosemead High show outstanding sportsmanship during competitions and all are proud to be representing Rosemead High. They have won many league races. Overall, anyone that goes to Rosemead High should be very proud to be a panther!
Oh man, you go to Rosemead? I'm so envious!

Who would want to go to Arroyo? I'd rather go to Rosemead High School!
by jay.kay.xD April 11, 2009
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