Roommatemate

The significant other of your actually roommate who resides at your house enough that they could actually be a roommate.

My roommatemate is here so much I'm about to make him a key.

by Word Smith Barney Rubble February 15, 2009

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010

Roommate Bingo

A term coined by Andy, it is when you have sex with a boy and all of his roommates in one day, like filling out a bingo card. If one roommate does not send you research methods notes, he becomes the "free space"

Alana: "I'm gunna have sex with him and his roommates"
Andy: "Do it all in one day, like roommate bingo"

by Alanaaaaaaaa December 11, 2010

trophy roommate

a room mate who haz a good job..iz neat and klean..a roommate who lets yu eat sum of their snakz..want eat yur snakz...buyz yu cigereetz..but..they dnt smoke..runz aroun n ther underwear...if yu akt rite,they mite blank yu....and who alwayz pay yur half of rent...and believs yu will pay thm bak..and who was an ass as hard as a koffee table..

dang dude,my trophy roommate went to work.and she didnt make no noise,so i kud sleep all day...my trophy roommate paid my rent,and she knowz i dont have o job..allright dude,my trophy roommate has her hot orange g-string on and shez drinkn wiskey....my trophy roommate is eating eratikly,lowering her self esteem,she will turn to me for possitive affermationz,my oppurtunity to smash that ass..

by white trash rabbi dude February 18, 2010

roommate

a whore you live with that you go get a pregnancy test for, even though she has never done anything for you. and then you run into people you know while buying this pregnancy test. and she doesn't pay you back.

Roommate: Oh my gosh I think I'm pregnant.

You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.

by tooniceforyourowngood December 1, 2009

roommated

The occurance of a sexual relationship between roommates (mated, only more intense)

"Did you hear about room 410, down the hall? I head there was some roommating going on?"

"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."

by Laurindsooke June 27, 2008

roadmates

A car with whom you happen to drive at the same speed during an extended road trip, thus sharing the road with them for several hundred miles, and forming an unspoken connection.

It was a pretty desolate drive to visit my friend out at (insert state school), but I became roadmates with a red Ford Focus for two hours, I think a part of me died when it turned off the exit.

by thelonelyroad January 17, 2014