roide

Slang Used In Ireland/Dublin.
To find someone sexually attractive
Generally You Would "Ride Them"

e.g
Shes a little Roide

by .:Anon:. July 18, 2007

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

roster

a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.

dude she's hot, you should add her to your roster

by BarbellBros January 15, 2016

rote

The state of being impared by marijuana. If someone is "rote", he or she is high, baked, blitzed, ect.

"Let's go get rote."
"I'm so rote."

by Erik Landry March 8, 2008

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

roiderize

Used on online forums, refers to when a person gets upset at something and goes through and edits their posts, removing everything they're saying and replacing it with a period, leaving shells of the conversation for people to guess at. Sometimes is done when the person is publicly humiliated, but more often is done when a person simply wants to erase their existance from the forum and have nothing to do with it any longer.

Named after a person who did it and removed over 1000 posts in a single thread.

After he got embarassed from his history being dug up on the internet, he decided to roiderize all his posts, removing all traces of everything he said. All that remains now are a couple posts from him that were quoted in other people's posts.

by NBF User December 1, 2005