roffle

Roll On Floor Laughing/Roll on Fucking Floor Laughing

Otherwise laughing so hard you piss your pants

Sana: Holy Jesus that was funny!
Carly: I know! Shit- I... roffle
Sana: Goddamnit! It smells like piss!
Carly: I'm sorry.
Sana: In the car and everything...

by Dying Wish August 12, 2005

Roffle Pig

"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

ROFL

is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.

by 1obster July 31, 2009

roffle~mayo

pronounciation for ROFLMAO

fgtnoob: LOLOL OMGWTF ROFFLE~MAYO!!!!!1

by jmanjoe05 August 25, 2004

Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).

You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!

by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009

Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.

OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge

by [cool]Jesta March 23, 2005

roffle

Something that smells like urine

You're such a roffle

by Jesus H. Christ November 9, 2002

roffles with syrup

interj.
roffle or roffles taken to the next level.
Often used ironically.

Person A say something particularly unoriginal.
B: LOL
C: ROFL
D: roffles with syrup.

by Vedlt February 6, 2009