gobble robber 

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

gobble robber by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber 

A politician who has voted for war and has also voted to cut/privatize Social Security. Taking it further, a draft dodger/baby bomber/granny robber is somebody who has done the above and has also dodged the draft.

"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"

Baby Bomber/Granny Robber by capitalismisthecrisis October 21, 2013

dog robber

The connotation is that a "dog robber" will obtain what ever their superior wants by any means necessary, legal or otherwise.

James Garner played the part of a typical "dog robber" in the movie, "The Americanization of Emily."

dog robber by Donnie Gene Howard September 6, 2006

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

San Franciscan Cradle Robber by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

craddle robber 

Someone who has a wide age gap with someone they have sex with, or could be a pedophile

Joe's a sick freak, he had sex with a 12 year old when he was 17!

craddle robber by Caitlin August 10, 2004

Craddle Robber 

Someone who has graduated from High School and hooks up or dates someone still in high school. A freshman perhaps

Josh is a craddle robber, hooking up with Audrey.

Craddle Robber by Sheridenn December 30, 2008

cum-robber 

A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.

Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!

cum-robber by eda-skip October 3, 2021