A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
by Larry Brown December 18, 2009
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"Man my congressman sucks, he's one of those right-wing baby bomber/granny robbers." "Oh that's nothing, my congressman is Steve King, so he's a baby bomber/draft dodger/granny robber/seal clobber!"
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The connotation is that a "dog robber" will obtain what ever their superior wants by any means necessary, legal or otherwise.
James Garner played the part of a typical "dog robber" in the movie, "The Americanization of Emily."
by Donnie Gene Howard September 6, 2006
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Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
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by Sheridenn December 30, 2008
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Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
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