River

River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.

Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick

by SrShiny August 5, 2020

river

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

by River October 22, 2004

Rivers

A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them

Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me

by Isabel655 November 6, 2016

river

Where good players continually get fucked by randomness

he fucking caught the random straight on the river

by Cale Halley October 30, 2003

River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019

River

Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.

hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?

by urartdad October 8, 2019

River

A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know

Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy

by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018