River

Verb: To be very good at retail and kind of okay at growing facial hair.

"im going to have to river this"

by Meme444 November 23, 2016

River

Is the most homosexual pub of the earth i swear that if you go there you will catch some sifilis

River is horrible

by Chin chen chan chin November 21, 2021

River

The ugliest faggot you will ever meet worst bad at everything especially at baseball and very stubborn will meet no one cares about him and has no friends,and the tiniest dick in the world

River is a faggot

by Gets alot of puss November 29, 2018

River

A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.

John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"

by Just some random person tbh November 7, 2018

River

An insensitive little bitch who makes you feel okay then bucks everything up.

River was everything, then nothing.

by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018

River

An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.

You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!

by Klingywhitehoe November 30, 2018

River

A tall pope white man who is desperately asking people for money while he is asking people for money he has a job of picking up bird shitt and is the leader of the TPL. He also is know for growing ganja in his shed.

River=fagget

by Stopclowning May 6, 2019