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Ringing Big Ben

When a man stands with his legs apart and moves his hips from side to side so that his balls and penis hit the inside of his legs causing a load smacking sound.
Swigart gets turned on when he see Danza Ringing Big Ben.
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
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Ringing Silence

When it is silent and a really loud ringing noise goes off in your brain. It may be caused by exposing your earlobes to very loud noises, such as music or television.
Teacher: Everyone, please be quiet while taking your test!
*silence*
Billy: Owwww!
Teacher: WHAT? I said NO talking!
Billy: It was so loud!
Teacher: Oh, you must have heard the "ringing silence"
by AwesomeMikeC December 28, 2007
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ringling

a lazy male specimen whom has very little to live for. A person who has little hope for achievement in his life can be considered a 'ringling'. Typically, these men tend to be very addicted to marijuana and love to chain smoke ciggarettes in order to relieve themselves of the stress they have due to their terrible lives and ginger mothers.
The girl (whome we will call Lauren) was dumped by her boyrfriend, and when asked about it by her friends she replied, "That damn Ringling dumped me because he met a midget called Bridgett who is a rich stripper."
by Lord Sepherkuron April 1, 2009
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ringstinger

A giant raving homosexual that has a large weapon of mass destruction that, when inserted, stings ones ring.
Oh Tom that was good you are such a ringstinger!!!
by Wocca September 2, 2003
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ring sting

the painful burning/scratching/stretching sensation a person feels during poos after such activity's as

eating curry

holding back a poo for a long period of time

eating alot of crisps

eating way too much

drinking heavily the night before

other names for this experience are:
red ring

hot bot
Japanese flagging (a Wight flag with a red circle )
ring of fire
person one : ooo that s**t gave me some ring sting:'(

person 2 * sarcastic* nice

person 1 no honest my arse is like a Japanese flag
by adam.hunter December 11, 2010
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Onion ringing

When one mans penis is shoved into the urethra of another man.
I came so hard when we were onion ringing it last night!
by Onion ring master October 26, 2012
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Ring Sting

A sore anal passage.

Cause of ring sting :

1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 2.

You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.

Buddy: Haha

Example 3.

You: Oh, thats a big number.

Black man: Yeah baby

You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
by The Bold Yin November 2, 2008
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