The Gungan Retreat is a sacred sex position, typically done in college or possibly after. It is basically where you have sex in the missionary position, but you do it on a roommates bed. If you are not the one living in dorm, house, or apartment, and you are doing it in your partner’s roommate’s bed, then you are still participating in the Gungan Retreat.
Doer: “Yeah me and Sally did the Gungan Retreat last night!”
Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”
Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
Roommate: “Were you at our apartment!?”
Doer: “Nah don’t worry, we were at hers”
by Gunther Swag April 02, 2024
Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021
I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama
by xypeepeepoopoo September 06, 2023
The act of sending a greeting, often "hey" or "hi" in a chat server or similar online discussion board, but especially in a Discord server, and then offering no further conversation such that a series of greetings accumulates but no actual discourse.
by JesSayers December 15, 2020
by CODRAGERSANONYMOUS October 27, 2022
Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again
Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!
Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!
Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!
by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023
You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 24, 2019