Resolute Functional Training

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Resolute

A stupid annoying dumbass who plays minecraft and asks for carries in a fucking server called ScepterRPG
Fuck off, Resolute, I'm not giving you a TOC or Abyss carry! Stupid mf!
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Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.
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