Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man

Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.

by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011

ringtone rapper

1. Hook-centric one-hit wonders who get famous off of one shitty, catchy, boastful song that everyone likes to listen to when they're drunk, high, or a combination of both. They sell more ringtones than albums, are proud of it, and then usually disappear within a couple of months. After that they can be seen walking around the mall hoping they'll be recognized. Parking lot pimping, indeed.

2. Souja Boy, Mims, J-Kwon, Flo Rida, Rich Boy, etc.

1. Did you hear that new song "Play-Dough" by Lil' Money Getta? It goes like, "You gay, ho. Bitch, gimme my Play-Dough." That shit is sooooooo tight. I'm gonna make it my ringtone.

Fuck Lil' Money Getta. He's a ringtone rapper.

2. I saw that nigga Mims trying to hustle his new album in the 7-11 parking lot, talkin' 'bout, "All I ask for is a ten dollar donation."

by Jeffrey T January 16, 2008

bootleg rapper

"A person who spends time spamming you and I their shitty songs".

Modernwarnegro: "aye mama I'm gonna drop out of school to join YMCMB". Mom: No son of mine is gonna be a bootleg rapper

by RxG yumi November 24, 2013

Don't Fear The Reaper

This defenition needs more cowbell.

As the Blue Oyster Cult plays "Don't Fear The Reaper", their producer insists upon more "cowbell"

by CameronBri February 9, 2015

Wannabe Rapper

A person (male/female) that acts like they can rap but when they try they find out they are cringy as Hell .

Or a wannabe Rapper can shortly be described as Nick Cannon

Damn he is just a wannabe Rapper !

by Cody the badass December 31, 2019

ripper slippers

originated in the Bay Area. A term for cheap ass chinese slippers that can be bought at the beauty supply store.

"That hoe had on some ripper slippers."

by mookie May 13, 2005

Grim Reaper's June

Used to describe the the month of June 2009 in which 5 fixtures of American popular culture passed away. In chronological order, David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

In such saddening progression, Grim Reaper's June has dealt a shocking blow to millions of Americans. These individuals bestowed upon generations of Americans laughter, love, and products not seen in stores. Their extraordinary talents and abilities represent the innate creativity and ingenuity of humanity. From bubbling locks of flaxen blond hair, to shifty dance numbers that magnetized entire generations of humans these individuals will be truly missed.

Steve: Oh God! Who's next? First, it was Carradine.... and now Billy Mays! Who's gonna sell me those little knick knacks you see on infomercials late at night?

Lloyd: I'm still reeling from Michael Jackson's passing. Is this some sort of Grim Reaper's June??? I've been watching CNN for 72 hours straight!

Steve: I don't know man, but these series of saddening events makes you celebrate and honor what these people have done for the world. It sort of puts your life in perspective....

Lloyd: Uhh... Is it too soon for a dead person joke?

Steve: TOO SOON!

by Define Me! June 28, 2009