70's Rehab

When you decide you wanna stop getting fucked up so much, so you limit yourself to weed and alcohol. Like a cool down from your regular drugs.

"Youve been getting outta control lately man."
"Alright, fuck it, Im goin on a 70's Rehab."

by Bagpipe_Brigade February 16, 2007

googling rehabs session

A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google

Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...

by Loopydave January 25, 2017

Rehab pussy

when you have some pussy that is so amazing you have to exile your self into self induced rehab. Rehab pussy generally comes from a blonde with a big ass and big fake tits. She often will say "whaddaya gonna do for me" before intercourse. You know right away this means you have to lick her whisker biscut if you wanna stick the biscut. You will put up no fight because it is like crack to an addict. She has you addicted so badly you will even let her cup her butthole with her hand and fart in it only to make you breathe it.

jeses, that is some rehab pussy right there, I had it once and next I knew I was breathing her farts.

by victim # 999 February 4, 2012

Amy-Winehouse-Rehab

This is in where former drug addicts get of drugs by getting wasted on booze everyday, and then act like they have some how cured them selves.

"Gosh I m so happy I don't smoke crack anymore, I m glad I am clean now, addiction free! what time does the liquor store open" said steve, after he spent two years in denial at Amy-Winehouse-Rehab.

by getrealbitch October 28, 2013

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

spauding rehab

a physical rehab that's in Boston, Charlestown to be exact.
On occasion, a patient will come into the place with complete paralysis. Guess where your poop goes, since you can't make it to the shitter? Yup, in your diaper! It took a man to say that.

spauding rehab:
Hey vro... uhhh... what, uhh... happened?
Nm b, just got out of spaulding rehab, hate that place.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 24, 2023

Onpoint Rehab

Where your addictions get worse .

I went to onpoint rehab and my addictions got worse .

by Crisfault June 4, 2021