relnut

noun

a. abbreviation for religious nut

b. a person who is a religious fanatic or a religious zealot

c. a person who pushes his/her religious view points upon others but rejects considering the religious or non-religious view points of others

d. a person who has surrendered his/her thought processes to, normally, ancient belief system(s) based on old, unsubstantiated word-of-mouth stories

During a break from rehearsals at school, this relnut suddenly appeared and began proselytizing to the cast.

While discussing the lyrics to one of the Beatles' songs, a relnut from within our group stated that, if you play their songs backwards, you'll hear satanic messages.

by Trussminer January 28, 2010

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rednut

A red headed person who, apart from rednut, may be called ranga, ginger pubes or freckles.

Hey, see that red head kid over there, his a rednut.

by jesse... November 30, 2006

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Reetus

Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) is an ancient word developed by the ancient memesters (ᛗᛖᛗᛖᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ) to solve the terrible plague which was the Plague of Ree (ᛈᛚᚨᚷᚢᛖ ᛟᚠ ᚱᛖᛖ). The Plague of Ree was a long age when mankind found out about the tempting word Ree (ᚱᛖᛖ). Soon later, the world was flooded with people shouting 'Freaking Normies REEEEEEEEEE'. So the high council of men, consisting of Dark Wizard Daequan, Lord Commander Pewdiepie and The Person who gets nine-year-old gamer's attention, Grandayy, made a new form of the tempting word Ree and changed it into Reetus (ᚱᛖᛖᛏᚢᛋ) (this started the foundation of Latin) and this word was less tempting, making Ree fade away. But, unfortunately, Dark Wizard Daequan saw the Ree's power and used it for himself. Pewdiepie and Grandayy were successful in not using its power, but Daequan is still in the shadows, and its power will soon take over the world once again, but what remains of the memesters, which is led by Lord Regent of Memes, Grandayy, is fighting back. Will you fight in the War of the Ree?

Never say Ree, always say Reetus

by Did I Get Top Definition? November 10, 2018

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