Red

One who is constantly 'on the tune', getting in trouble with the cops, chatty lads and drives his car into the back of his mates car.
Titled due to his native 'Red' hair. Known for being unable to be reached by telephone, he must be texted due to his uncontrollable need to be at raves.
He does muay thai.

Person: Hello!
Red: Heelloooo!
Person: Who is this?
Red: It's Me! RED!
Person: Yeah, I just needed to tell you -
Red: Text me - I'm at a rave!
Person: ...O...Kay..
Red: On the Tune!!!!

by I am not Red September 06, 2010

Reds

1. Team mascot for Cincinati's baseball team.
2. Slur for American Indians
3. Slang for Russian Communists.

Don't let the reds take over, they'll make us all commie.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005

Redding

Redding is a small town (8,500 people) about 1 hour outside New York City that is located in Fairfield County. People in Redding are classy and of course preppy. Most likely if you live here one or more of your parents commutes to NYC by train. Parents make loads of money, participate in cocktail parties, and play tennis and cart around their younger kids to soccer and lacrosse practice. Teenagers have nothing better to do then spend their parent’s money on expensive clothes, drugs and alcohol because there is nothing to do. Yet, they still manage to take home state championships in sports such as soccer and basketball and eventually go off to the Ivy Leagues. Do not be surprised to see parents participating in drinking events right next to their kids. If no one is around in the summer; you can take a car ride to Cape Cod, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket and discover a lot of people from Redding there. Pop your collar. Finally, don't be alarmed if kids between the ages of 13 and 17 fit the description of an alcoholic.

Jim: How much money does your dad make?

Bob: 190,000 a year

Jim: OMG I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU. Your family is poor why didn't you tell me? You can't live in Redding then.

by ctguy August 08, 2010

in the red

A state in which the battery power in one's iPhone dips to 20% or less, causing the battery icon in the top right corner to change color from green to red.

I'd better charge my phone. I've been playing Tetris for hours and now it's in the red!

by OneMileFromGlory April 27, 2014

in the red

having an easily aroused and uncontrollable boner. usually happens a lot when you're adolescent teenager. all men can have it though at anytime.

also see N.R.B.

Guy #1: Why are you covering your crouch with your notebook?
Guy #2: Because man, I'm still in the red!

Guy #1: Aww man, Jen's coming down the hall.
Guy #2: Ah, shit! I'm gonna be in the red til the end of school!

by thephantomplatypus September 24, 2009

Red

Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.

“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”

by Notcarter January 08, 2009

RED

Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.

RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"

by wiggly22 November 15, 2009