Realistic

The opposite of goat simulator

Goat simulator is not real realistic

by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022

That's realistic

A phrase commonly misused by pessimists who want to paint a negative outlook on future events and plans.

That's not salty, that's realistic.

See also:
Its not that I don't like it, I'm just being realistic.

by An Honest Black Guy December 5, 2021

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019

Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

GIANT-REALISTIC-FLYING-TIGER

It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?

"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"

by Josip(Legend) May 7, 2017

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025