007 reader

When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.

Damn, I must have a lot of 007 readers cause I get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.

by Lee Byerly January 19, 2008

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

A reader

When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!

I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.)

by Brokedowning/PG May 12, 2018

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014