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quotes

Things that other people have said. The original author is usually not given credit for saying it first. Quotes are nice to say in front of friends and acquaintances to impress them and make them think you are funny and intelligent.
The ability to recite quotes is a good substitute for wit.
by libertykillingconservatives February 6, 2005
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Half Quote

A type of quotation that is used to combine the views of an individual's meaning for meaning translation of another person's quote, or to almost accurately, yet impurely quote something. Half quotes are used when a writer has an agenda, wants to be funny, has a slightly better way of saying what the original quote said, or just forgets the word for word quote itself, but still remembers the author of the original quote and what it meant.

Half Quotes are expressed by leaving out the initial quotation marks, and are sometimes used explicitly to give the reader the initial feeling that they are still reading from the writer, but end with quotation marks and give credit to the author of the original version of the statement.
When Christ returns, he will be ugly AF." -Isaiah 53:2

An Honest Answer is like making out with a hot chick." -Proverbs 24:26
Don't Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:1

Fr doe, Get Married." -1 Corinthians 7:2

Works mean nothing." -Ephesians 2:8-9
Fr} doe, works are legit." -Ephesians 2:10
Guys are better than girls, js." -1 Peter 3:7
Why would anyone want to be a pastor at this point?" -James 3:1

Don't buy Cryptocurrency." -Proverbs 13:11

Guy: Bro, the Bible doesn't say that!
Guy 2: Oh really? Did you look it up?
Guy: Yes, I did, and it doesn't say that! You misquoted it!!!
Guy 2: I didn't quote it... I Half Quoted it!
Guy: What's a Half Quote ?!?!?!?
by StillTrying2Help December 20, 2018
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Quote Of Elpws

When a small streamer with an average viewer count of less than 5 says a stupid quote.
Elpws: Chat, you know what they say, right?
Chat: Yes, we know.
Elpws: *Says it anyway*
Elpws: When you're mining, you can be this close to getting a diamond and you can turn around and walk away. Or you can keep mining and eventaully find the diamond through all the pain.

Chat: pepeAgony
Elpws: Laughs with his own joke.

This is what we call: The Quote Of Elpws
by MyNameisArne March 10, 2021
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Movie quote whore

A person that spends an uncommonly large amount of free time watching movies therefore basing the majority of his personality on quoting popular lines in movies.

A person that loves to state how they hate cable but its really just because they are either too cheap or too poor to purchase cable so they settle for NetFlix instead and therefore spend most of their time quoting movies and telling you how awesome the show "Breaking Bad" or Dexter is to watch 15 hours a day.
Joe: Can you believe what it's like talking to Kyle?

Jim: I know all he does is quote Beer Fest and scenes from Old School or Anchorman. He's got zero of his own personality. What a movie quote whore.
by Ima firin Ma Lazer November 27, 2011
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The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.
From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*
by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021
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Gabes-Up Quotes

Misquoting a famous/well-known movie/television quote.
Guy #1: Say hello to my best friend!

Guy #2: Isn't it say hello to my little friend?

Guy #3: Yeah, he always Gabes-up quotes like that.
by valleygirl99 December 5, 2012
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He said, and I quote

A longer version of quoting of a person's saying. People frequently uses this mostly because they liked what the person said. Most of the people uses He/She said, but this is just a longer version. Mostly used in books, etc.
He said, and I quote: "Damn! The pizza is too hot!"
She said, and I quote: "I SHIT YOU NOT"
by wildchildOWO April 8, 2017
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