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Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.
"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"
by GullibleZine October 16, 2006
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status quoter

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.
"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)
by limegreen January 30, 2004
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Nigga Quota

A nigga quota is a required number of black people in an area of entertainment or an activity/field. While this is most common in movies and games it tends to happen occasionally at occupations and schools. It was started by the NAACP in the early 80's.
1. Barret Wallace in the video game Final Fantasy 7, was thrown in to meet the Nigga Quota.

2. Due to the fact there were no black people in the movie The Breakfast Club, it violated the Nigga Quota.

3. Businesses need to fulfill the Nigga Quote or else it may result in termination of the company.
by Billybob5272535 January 25, 2011
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quofe

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Quotaholic

That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. Usually tends to wear out the quotes until they aren't funny.
"You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have."
"I love lamp." and "Shake and bake lolz!1" are all *hillarious* things you can expect to hear from a quotaholic every day.
by DannTheCowboy March 4, 2008
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Quote Snipe

When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it.
The professor would have totally given me a better grade if I did not get quote sniped in every discussion.
by DJ Mikey Mike May 12, 2009
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Quote-a-palooza

When you have to write an essay about something i.e. a book, you fill this essay with as many quotes as you can in order to make your essay look more meaty and meet the page criteria of the teacher.
Person A: Hey man, did you finish your essay for english yet? I've been up all night and i still don't even have half the pages i need.

Person B: Yea ofcourse, i pulled a quote-a-palooza on that shit, i bet you that our D&D nerd teacher will give me an A+ on it too.
by Jose Juan-Carlos Santallianez February 16, 2009
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