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Pichula queso 

That time you pumped a chick and didnt shower till the next day. So you end up with pichula queso (dick cheese)
man.. i just pumped this chick now i got pichula queso (dick cheese)
Pichula queso by Brown_Bogan March 23, 2017

dank queso 

Gotta go get some dank queso
dank queso by dankerqueso November 16, 2016

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.

el jugo de queso

In Spanish for The juice of cheese.
lets go drink some cheese juice.
el jugo de queso by afatperson June 28, 2005

con queso 

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
con queso by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009

el queso grande 

the boss; the 'big cheese'.
Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.